Punk Rocker Squeaky from Fabulous Disaster
Ask Squeaky : Weekly Rock N' Roll Advice column
Sixth Edition- Posted October 10th 2005
Dear
Squeaky: Since you're in Fab D, which
venues you like to play the most? And is there a difference between crowds
in the States and Europe?
Love, Franck
Dear Frank: The smaller the venue the better and if im florr level that makes it even more rad. I love Europe i think most musicians do, you muthafuckers know how to bring the rock!
Dear
Squeaky: I'm at home listening Gimme
Gimmes and drinkin some amaretto cream. I have this weird and sweaty dream
where I play in the same band as you, have I gone insane?
aija the moron sister
Dear Aija: Don't sweat it dear, most people have that dream so I can assure you that your not crazy ... well crazy about me but who isnt?!?!
Dear
Squeaky: If you could work
with any musican who would it be?
Jeff
Dear Jeff: That's such a hard question because 1) there are so many bad asses I would love to work with 2)do you mean, guitar...vocals....drums..song writing?!? There are so many levels! BUT ... I will answer by saying that since I saw The Posies live last month Ken Stringfellow has inspired me, so I would love to do anything with him .... and I mean ANYTHING!
Dear
Squeaky: Sometimes I get monkey
butt you know, when you can't stop itching your asshole, why does this happen?
Elizabeth
Dear Elizabeth: Lay off sticking random objects in yr ass! I promise you will see a difference .. I did!
Dear
Squeaky: I am 32 and can't see my
dick any more when I piss. I think it is all those damn slim jims and sleepless
nights I spend glued to the boob tube watching Little House On The Prairie
reruns. They make me cry (especially any episode after the oldest daughter,
Mary, goes blind). But I'll save that for another day.
Anyway, my reason for writing is this: I deficate in Tsunamis. Is this normal?
Is this odd? Sometimes, after my father wipes my tortured man-slit, and
I help him pull his trousers up, we hold each other and look in the toliet
together to see if anything fishy is goin' on. I think I saw my future last
Tuesday when I dashed in for a sec between the innings during the football
game. Me and Pops agree....It kinda looks like a melted fruit roll-up. What
should I do?
Sincerely Adolf McVeigh
Dear Adolph: If loving you is wrong i dont want to be right!
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