Punk Rocker Squeaky from Fabulous Disaster
Ask Squeaky : Weekly Rock N' Roll Advice column
Second Edition- Posted August 12th. 2005
Dear Squeaky : How is it being on tour only with girls? How long does every band member needs to prepare for the show (finding a dress, to make the face up etc.)? Thomas
Dear Thomas: As I'm sure you remember the last Fabulous Disaster tour was with a guy filling in on bass but it was like being on tour with all girls. So to say the least he was the most feminine out of all of us and took the most time! I just try to make sure I'm wearing a bra and im good to go.
Dear Squeaky : Yer
really cool. If I try real hard, will I be cool like you one day?
Poser
Dear Poser: I feel so strange answering this question, but of course not, you will never be as cool as me ..... but its good to have goals.
Dear Squeaky:
I've had problems with the Vag lately, it itches,
I guess it didn't help that I slept with a miget a couple of nights ago..
Does Vagastat really work?
Senora V
Dear Senora V: Now you are speaking my language, The Vag! Okay so obviously you know where yr first mistake was, and thats sleeping with a midget. You should know that they are dirty little creatures ....... I'm just kidding, I think! Vagistat does work, when yr using it make sure yr not sitting on a plane to Europe or yr whole band will be laughing at you while you scratch like a madman!
Dear Squeaky:
My 8 yr old son is wanting a guitar. What would
you recommend I get him? And would you suggest music lessons and lots of
ear plugs for the rest of us?
Soon to be tone deaf mom, Amy
Dear Amy: To find out what kind of guitar you should get him you should take him to a guitar shop and let him pick them up and wrab his hands around them to see what hes comfortable holding. I mean hes an 8 year old boy we know "what" hes comfortable holding but im sure you catch my drift. I never took any music lessons and look at me... so YES, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET HIM LESSONS. By the way, is yr son hot!
Hi Squeaky,
I would like to know what kind of underwear are you wearing and do they
have guitars or cacti on them?
xo
Dear xo: My dear if you knew anything about me you would know that i do not wear underwear. But im not going to lie, i do own a pair of AC/DC & Alice Cooper underwear.
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