Punk Rocker Squeaky from Fabulous Disaster
Ask Squeaky : Weekly Rock N' Roll Advice Column
First Edition- Posted August 5th. 2005
Dear Squeaky : I
am currently torn between directions for my fate. I have two options: 1.
Take a job at a tattoo shop as a counter girl, and move into my best friends
pad, renting a room? Where Ill be stuck in that cycle of job, sleep, pay
rent, job, sleep, pay rent etc. or 2. Go back to trade school to become
the most fab audio engineer who ever walked this earth, and stay living
with mental ill family members who are bringing me down? What the fluff
is a girl to do????
Thanks Squeakaleaky,
Lizzy
Dear Lizzy: you said it in yr last line .... become a fluff girl! We all know that sex sells. The last thing you want to do is be around people that bring you down, you'll get absolutely nowhere with that! But you can do anything you want if you bust yr ass ... look at me, nevermind don't look at me. Seriously, do it all.... get a job, go back to trade school, become an awesome engineer & then totally hook me up for giving you the coolest advice ......... or no!
Dear Squeaky : When
is that you and Jeff Creep are going to be married, and will the wedding
be open to the public? Also, if you could let us know where you're registered
so I may purchase the lovely couple a wedding gift, that would be swell.
Sincerely,
Your biggest fan
Dear Biggest Fan: I know this is you Jeff. I have restraining orders and im sure that it includes the internet.
Dear Squeaky: Hey I would like to know if all your makeup is waterproof ? I know you ladies sweat alot playing a gig. Big Kiss!
Squeaky: Have you ever seen me live or even a live photo? does it look like my makeup is waterproof?!?!
Dear Squeaky:
I just started playing the bass guitar and my
boyfriend wants me to be in a band with him & his friends but they are
better than me. What would you do?
Jessie
Dear Jess..... absolutely not!
Never be in a band with yr boyfriend, it rarely works out. I mean, sure, you dont have to pay for sex while yr on the road and you dont have to bust up yr hands hitting walls when a promoter trys to stiff you cause you can just hit him. But why buy the cow when you can get the sex for free.
Oh, and no one is better than you. Pick up the bass and bust yr ass. Then you'll be a rock n roller and dump yr boyfriend for some better.
Hi Squeaky,
I'm saving my money to buy a bass. I don't have much money, so where do
suggest I look for one, and what brand is good. Oh, and I have this weird
smell coming from my bellybutton.
Love,
MzLiz
Dear MzLiz: I feel like i know you! Well for one, the wierd smell from yr belly button is probably normal, i have lots of smells and im just fine.
Second, for yr first bass i would start with something simple & cheap, when you go into something for the first time you never know if yr going to love it or get tired of it real quick, kinda like having sex with yr father, at least thats what i think of. That reminds me, i gotta call my dad!
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