I never think a lot, when I drink a lot
Of sparkling wine
Hey, it's a ragged race can ya stand the pace
Of a love like mine

I'm warnin' you now so don't complain
About my constant insanity
An' for my tasteless profanity
I'm shunned by high society

I get talked about I been carried out
A thousand times
You made a big mistake there ain't no break
With a love like mine

There's a scene goin' down
When there's trouble who's always around
If you could see what your future would be
You go far out of town away from me

I never get dressed up when I'm all messed up
I'm feelin' fine
Think what life would be with a girl like me
And a love like mine

I'm not the girl next door oh no
I wake up mean an' ornery
Don't try to make me straight
You'll see what hell there's gonna be, oow